Saturday, June 30, 2012

Love Never Dies Blu-Ray REVIEW


  Andrew Lloyd Webber's Love Never Dies [Blu-ray]
  Andrew Lloyd Webber's Love Never Dies - DVD format if you really want it

Okay, I definitely have a lot to write in regards to this trash. I knew it was bad, I anticipated it being awful, but I wanted to see it anyway because I never had a chance to view this vomit inducing material. Only thing is I wasn't going to pay a dime to see it, Andrew Lloyd Webber already got the $30 I shelled out for the soundtrack, which I ended up giving away to some crazy phan that actually liked it, he already pocketed a large amount of money from myself, my friends, my family, my exes and Shawn because at one point or another they've supported my phantom addiction/obsession by getting me tickets to the show or buying me memorabilia as a present. He was not going to pocket anything from myself or anyone I know for this garbage. So I eagerly awaited to get my hands on a copy through the library when I learned it was out on DVD and Blu-Ray. The AV librarian, the kind soul that she is did think I'd enjoy this because she didn't really know how horrible the sequel is so she did make a purchase of the Blu-Ray for our DVD and Blu-Ray collection, so I snatched it up when I saw it and bought it home finally getting to view this monstrosity for free, knowing ultimately I was going to hate it, but still wanting to give the viewing a chance anyway. That being said even though I have offered links through my amazon account to the DVD and Blu-Ray, and even though I do make money (which I actually have only made $12 in two years of blogging) if you order anything through my links, DO NOT PURCHASE THIS, unless for some reason you actually do dig LND, some people actually do for some reason.

One note - I'm sorry to the actors involved in this production and all productions of LND, and just because I'm giving LND a bad review, is nothing against your performance or your work. In fact I'm sorry to anyone involved in any of the LND productions.

Ben Lewis played the phantom, he looked like a dumb ass guido wearing a 1940s phantom costume. Gone was the elegant, dramatic, powerful character we all know and love.

Anna O'Byrne played Christine. She reminded me of a flighty raging lunatic when she played the character, and she reminded me someone I know in life similar to how Christine was portrayed here, Meg was supposed to be the raging lunatic in this version, I wonder if she was training for the role of Meg first and mixed up characters a little.

Sharon Millercamp played Meg, Meg's character was just plain annoying in LND. High pitched voice, way too much crazy energy and the character of Meg was just all together distorted, pretty much that was the way of things for every single character.

This production on Blu-Ray was filmed at the Regent Theatre in Melbourne, because Andrew Lloyd Webber took the production to Australia and revamped it a little, even though it's still terrible. We all know, well the phans who investigated LND know how horrible all the characters have turned out in this version. Their original characterization was pretty much murdered, destroyed, shredded. Instead of wishing to help the phantom Mme. Giry is  a jealous bitch who's pissed off that Christine has come back into the picture. She is out to destroy Christine and Gustave. Gustave is the son of Christine and the phantom. Yes, the best part of this sequel *sarcasm here* is that the phantom and Christine somehow had sex after Christine left with Raoul and now the son Raoul thinks is his, is really Erik's son. Meg is a lunatic, a raging lunatic who is in love with Erik and wants her for himself. Ultimately this sort of works for the weird ending when Meg accidentally shoots and kills Christine. Christine's death scene seemed to be toned down in this version, but I heard when LND first came out it was like 10 minutes long. Because really now, someone who's been shot in the stomach has time to sing a few verses, or more then a few in this case. When Anna O'Byrne performed the death scene, she looked more like she was in slight discomfort and some severe pain, less like she was on the verge of dying. When she actually did die Ben Lewis looked more disgusted and surprised then distraught over Christine's death after they were finally reunited. Raoul was also supposed to have left because Christine chose to sing, ultimately choosing the phantom even though she didn't know it, but somehow he magically appears on the dock after she's been shot. Where the hell did he come from?!? The music was pretty bad, the songs had no flow, the catchiest song was the beauty underneath, with a weak ending. Someone on twitter said that you could recognize Sunset Boulevard in some of the score, I definitely heard melodies that I recognized from Sunset Boulevard, also ALW haphazardly placed some of the music and lyrics from the original score of POTO into this production. Is it a crime if he rips off his own music?!? The costumes were garish, over the top or definitely didn't fit for the character that was wearing them, the sets were somewhat ornate, the set for beauty underneath was a little on the bizarre side. Overall this whole thing was a giant viewing of 2 hours and 1 minute of what the fuck ALW?!? I can now confidently say after this that LND is not worth any more of my time. I'll be on to reviewing phan phiction when I get to read it and other movies of POTO at this point the slasher Robert Englund POTO is worth more salt then LND.

I had to take an allergy pill when I first started watching this at home, so I can pretty much say I'm allergic to LND, I'd rather watch the room over and over and over again before I view LND a second time, and the room was pretty terrible.

"Mind if I start shooting things now, this is a miserable beating of a dead horse," Shawn said to me while he was watching parts of this. I asked to quote him because he was saying some pretty classic things, unfortunately he was making me laugh too much and the only thing I wrote down was one quote. He wasn't shooting anything real by the way, he was just asking to go play his video game lol.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Sexy Phantom June 2012

You can obviously tell by the name under the photo who this month's sexy phantom is! 
I feel like such a slacker phan, a very bad phan! Today is my phaniversary, I've been a phan for 18 years now. I knew it was coming up but I've been so busy that I didn't really make any little official plans of celebrating. I was also holding off on deciding who June's Sexy Phantom would be for the month.

Today I got into work, glanced at the calendar and realized my phaniversary was here! And I had nothing special or cool planned to do. NOTHING! Not even goodies for my co-workers which I bought in last year to celebrate the occasion. No plans to do anything later. Didn't wear my phantom of the opera earrings to work today :( I was very dissapointed in myself.

So now I'm working hard to create impromptu little things to do in order to celebrate today. I decided the first thing I'd do is pick a sexy phantom. When I'm driving home in my car later I'll listen to one of the many phantom of the opera soundtracks I own. I didn't think of anything else yet to do besides maybe watching one of my DVDs later.

So now that I'm done rambling about my semi-fail phaniversary this year let me finally present to you June's Sexy Phantom. The Sexy Phantom for this month is Jeff Keller. I actually chose Jeff Keller because he was the phantom that I saw on this date, 18 years ago at 2 PM in the afternoon. Tracy Shane was Christine. I'm really happy I found the above picture, Jeff Keller is known more for his performance of one of the theatre managers but I do remember his name in the program and first playbill I received when I went to see the show for the first time. So cheers Mr. Keller! You christened me into the phandom with your performance of the phantom!

Mr. Keller unmasked


Friday, May 18, 2012

Contest Fail!

Well readers! I'm not even sending this post out through mass e-mail, the contest attempt was a massive flop. I had no one enter. If anyone is interested in any possible contests in the future please give me some feedback, let me know what kind of contest you might like to have and what kind of prizes you might want to have given away. If there's no feedback, I won't try the contest thing again I'll just post monthly sexy phantoms, reviews and some news here and there as I have been doing.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

PHirst Contest Ever!

The Phantom of the Opera Royal Albert Hall 25th Anniversary Concert and Love Never Dies (Why was this even an idea in the first place?!?) will return to the big celluloid movie screens, supposedly this is the final time (we'll see what happens in a few more months Mr. Webber may want more money).

Click here for event details!

The masked man on the big screen for a $0 price tag! 


So now for the contest part! I received an e-mail about the event with the promise of free tickets for three contest winners if I created a contest and plugged the event in this blog. Since I haven't done a contest with this blog before, I thought I'd try it out, after all this blog is a mish mosh of all things phantom that I decide to post about, why not try the contest thing.

I need to have winners by Friday, May 18, 2012 so sadly there's not much time for this contest. If this goes well I promise you any other contests I create will have a longer time frame, as long as it's within my control.

So here it is PHolks, I was going to play name that phantom but I decided to save it for the future. For this PHirst contest, please choose a character from Phantom of the Opera in any incarnation (i.e. book, phan phiction, movie, play) and write me a paragraph or two about what you would do if you could spend a day with this character. Tell me why you chose this character. Anyone who chooses to spend the day with Raoul won't win (just throwing it out there!). You might want to chose him though because you won't want to see LND on the big screen (in that case I'd chose him too).

Please e-mail me your entry at Phantom245w44st@gmail.com. Please make it as short as you can in case I have a lot of entries to sift through since I have to pick some winners in a limited time frame. I'll announce the winners on Friday Evening in a follow up entry. I'll notify the contest representative by Friday morning or afternoon, and if all goes well this person isn't lying to me and you'll get some movie tickets in the mail. Three winners will be chosen. I'll also need your address when you e-mail me your entry, if you are a winner I need to send your address by e-mail to the representative so you can get your free tickets.

Hope this goes well, contests are kind of PHun!

For the love of God FREE is the only way I'll see this thing!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Sexy Phantom May 2012

He's so hot, he's smoking! 


The weather's getting warmer....sort of....so let's heat up the month before summer officially starts with this month's Sexy Phantom.

Mr. Crivello without his mask on!

This month's sexy Phantom is Anthony Crivello the Las Vegas Phantom! Sadly the Vegas production is closing soon, so I thought Mr. Crivello should have the title while the production is still on. Plus I hope to somehow be able to go to Vegas to see this before it closes. Maybe Shawn and I can arrange something. 

Donning the gear of the best character ever created in literature (because Erik first originated in book form thanks to Gaston Leroux) 


Love Never Dies Soundtrack Deluxe Edition - REVIEW




So I rented the deluxe edition of the LND soundtrack from the library...WHY?!? Apparently I like to torture myself. So I'm not really listening to the music, I made that mistake once only in my life. I do confess I'm probably going to rip the music onto my computer (my laptop might crash from doing this). 

I was curious to see the DVD that came with the soundtrack. I just wanted to see ALW blubber like an idiot about this new work he's so proud of. The best thing about this DVD is Ramin (but I don't like how he toots his own horn). The worst thing about this DVD, ALW and the occasional snippets of LND music. Enough said...or written. 

 Shawn didn't realize the music was this bad because the first time he heard it was on this DVD. My advice. See this crap for free, don't pay for it. Rent it from the library, take it from a disappointed phantom phan who regrets their decision of buying it, look through someone's trash bag....I'm sure a few copies may have made it to the garbage, possibly in one piece. 

Okay enough trashing LND for now....I'll save the worst bite for when I finally get to see the DVD (which I'm also not paying for!) 

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Abendlied by Jennifer Linforth REVIEW


Abendlied: A Novel of Gaston Leroux's The Phantom of the Opera
Kindle Edition

This is the second in what is now a trilogy of phan phiction written by Jennifer Linforth. In the second book of this series Erik and Anna are on the run. They are being hunted by Raoul (who thinks Erik is responsible for the death of his brother Phillipe) and Loup, who's hunting Erik but really wants Anna. Christine also deals with personal confusion, she's still not sure if she loves Raoul, Erik or both of them. I won't say anymore about the summary of the book because I'd rather not give spoilers to anyone who wishes to read it.

Overall this book was a pretty good story, it was nice to follow the characters of the book through an adventure. I wish Erik and Anna were in different circumstances, but I guess if they were comfortable there wouldn't be a story just like in the original tale we all know and love, it wouldn't be a great story if Christine had ended up with Erik, oddly enough it's a great wish among some phans that she should have ended up with him, but the story may have failed with a happy ending. At least that's my opinion.